Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, “My dear guests…I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!”

As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large SPLASH!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could…the crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking. Finally, he made it to the other side unharmed. The millionaire was impressed.

He said, “My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn’t think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain…which do you want, my daughter or the one million dollars?”

 

The guy says, “Listen, I don’t want your money! And I don’t want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that WATER!!!

 

 

From: Mohd Shuib Samah

WHY SINGAPOREAN Girls CAN’T WIN MISS UNIVERSE TITLE

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One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago.

It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with “L”

Miss USA: Lamp
Miss Malaysia: Light bulb
Miss Singapore: LADIO

Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter “L”

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal
starting with the letter “L”

Miss USA: Lion
Miss Malaysia: Leopard
Miss Singapore: LABBIT

Judge: No, no, no!

MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with “L”

Miss USA: Lexus
Miss Malaysia: Lamborghini
Miss Singapore: Lolls-Loyce

Judge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter “L”

Miss USA: Lemon
Miss Malaysia: Lychee
Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!!

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems with the letter “L”, they decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter “L”

Miss USA: Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)
Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU!!

The Judges fainted..!!!

One Response to Laughter Is The Best Medicine

  1. Assalamualaikum wbt.
    Rasanya ada beberapa kesalahan tatabahasa inggeris dalam jenaka pasal ‘alligator’ tu. Rasanya editor ena prihatin sikit. Nanti malu kita budak SDAR.

    Yang pasal beauty queen singapore tu, boleh lah… cuma cerita barang yang lalu/lepas, rasanya 2nd para tu eloklah dalam past tense, .. were asked with 3 simple questions… instead.

    Orang melayu, bukan kerala maghi,
    aznijar.

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